dirty moose

when a moosedowner is doing a moosedownee doggystyle and takes his finger and smears the moosedownees lower lip with feces giving the moosedownee a moustache.

Last night I heard he gave that parapalegic girl a dirty moose.

by Jason Richards Air Force National Guard January 19, 2008

Monoseur

A person who thinks he/she is a connoisseur of a certain thing, but is just ignorant and unable to spell or say the word, "connoisseur."

"I ain't no curry monoseur."

by Uru_Negro June 11, 2006

mooselandish

................silly.

Don't make such mooselandish comments, Katie, you make me giggle.

by jffgjf September 26, 2006

moosecow

a fat ugly girl who proclaims to be a vagitarian

The fact that Betsy professed with undeniable pride that she "be a vagitarian" made me come to the sad realization that she was nothing more than your average moosecow.

by Taint Jones March 28, 2007

Moose

While one of your buddies is banging a random chick, bust into the room and yell moose. If he does not immediately put both hands up like antlers then punch him in the nads and run off.(It's preferred that there is a camera involved for proof)

Kyle's in there hittin that let's Moose him.

by Dizzle17 February 26, 2009

Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.

Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.

by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009

Moose

Large antlered animal native to North America. Plural form is Meese

"Nice one moose you got there"

"Yeh you shouldve been at the farm there were tons of Meese!"

by BigSid December 7, 2009