Penis monster

A completely random word I say to my friend

Me: Penis monster 👻
Friend: wtf is wrong with you

by Geeesty October 15, 2021

Malicious Monsters

(noun)
1. The meaning of evil. A monster that will tear you apart, mind and soul.
(adjective)
2. Something that obeys rules without humanity, or without paying attention to specific nuances or situations.

(example 1)
The Malicious Monsters are beautiful and vain, but mostly are evil.

by Michelle Munoz July 28, 2007

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016

Cookie Monster

When you take a fat hit from a bong filled with milk and inhale the smoke through a cookie in your mouth

Bro I went to Haley's house and did a fat cookie monster

by Bro. Haley's is lit January 12, 2021

monster hog

Giant penis; generally people named "Dominic" have them

We had sex, he had a monster hog

by Dat One Dope Boi October 23, 2017

Monsters Inked

When a rather grizzly and sweaty gay man bursts through your closet door at night and ejaculates into your room, then disappearing back into the closet, never to be seen again.

I though it was a nightmare but in the morning I realized I was just monsters inked.

by Kennith of the long schlong November 16, 2017

the glick monster

The Glick Monster is one with the Glicks. He is ready to put down any glick that come in his way.

Oh no Chris, It’s The Glick Monster!!!!!!!

by TheGlickMonster November 24, 2019