A deadly fight that occurs between two monkeys who have purchased knives . Although not compulsory, everyone gets kicks out of the monkeys being handcuffed together. Sometimes fought in international waters to avoid federal "No Monkey Knife Fighting" laws.
by me January 9, 2005
Get the Monkey Knife Fight mug.by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008
Get the monkey penis mug.Related Words
Monkees
• monkee haircut
• MONKEE HANDS
• monkee pants
• monkee phur
• Monkee walk
• MONKEEE
• MONKEEEEE
• Monkeena
• monkeezgob
A blow job that is so good, one of the feet stretch out and the toes curl in imitation of a monkey's foot. Usually accompanied by an outstretched arm with clenched fingers.
by Lucreza Borgia February 3, 2007
Get the monkey foot mug.A chafe recieved between the upper thighs and asscrack brought about by sweaty activities such as walking back and forth or working out of doors. Produces a Baboon-like rash on the buttocks.
"Man, I got a serious case of monkeybutt bartending tonight!" or "Landscaping gave the rudest monkeybutt yesterday!"
by Mick September 21, 2003
Get the monkeybutt mug.A sensual gang bang in high temperatures. The gang that is banging is made up of monkies and ninjas. Mostly the act of hot ninja tantric monkey sex involves a close relationship with a penis and an anus...mostly.
"My boyfriend and i do the nasty approx. 23 times a day. and its more like hot ninja tantric monkey sex."
by Shaniqua Wellsfargo January 18, 2008
Get the hot ninja tantric monkey sex mug.A sexual act in which one throws feces at their partner and then washes it off by urinating on them.
by Douche Davies January 1, 2009
Get the Golden Monkey mug.by me March 8, 2004
Get the moneen mug.