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Max Dresens

Could bench 500 pounds as a freshman and was the mvp of the 2021 10-0 wayland freshman team. That's right; undefeated
Wow, that Max Dresens sure is good at football. He's going D1 for sure! It would be a shame if he tore his labrum in his first game as a sophomore.
by FinnGan November 21, 2022
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Max Rubenis

Omg max Rubenis it's so HUMONGOUS
by Maxiscoolandhasbigdick October 28, 2021
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Max 2

Person 1: Hey, anyone wanna control my max 2?

Person2: Yeah sure.
by YesYhAHSyES] April 13, 2020
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max rumor

When the youtuber max tech releases another video containing a 1% accurate rumour that he bases on some anonymous chinese leaker
max tech: *drops the 5th macbook pro 14 inch m1x leak video*

me: ah another fucking max rumor
by lolfr April 8, 2021
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Max Castro

Some Cuban nigga that can swim from Cuba to Miami and back. Nigga will occasionally have an African disease on his ear.
by Some_asian_dude November 26, 2019
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max/bringer

This is a guy who does gay comments as jokes eg "Do u want to lick my pootang pie?" and "I want to lick your cheese"
Max: Do you want to lick my pootang pie?
Person1: FUCK OFF GAY BOY
by Somerandrandomguy July 4, 2004
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Max Ivan

Max Ivan

A max ivan is the gay or bisexual man that struggles to find his place in society. A max-van Nielsen never takes off their orange jacket, it has become a part of their flesh. Usually neo-nazis beware the young terrorist.

They try to change their ways but their insanity always gets the better of them.
Veldig rar kid, pass på.
Friend 1: Oh my god he is exactly like a Max Ivan.

Friend 2: Please don't make contact with him, for your own safety
by Max-ivan´s mother February 13, 2020
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