Logan Martin

Usually a range likes to stur as much shit as humanly possible.

Josh is causing so much shit we should call him Logan Martin

by Texsully August 25, 2016

Sticky Martin

Leftover excrement or semen on the hands after tending to your lavatorial needs

Damn, there's some Sticky Martin left on my hands and I just started eating.

by FTWW October 6, 2023

joao martins

Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

Joao Martins has the Biggest dick on the block, eats pussy like The Rock

by Le Joao February 19, 2024

Martin Luther Queef

Verb. Generally refers to the act of queefing (i.e., vaginal wind) by a woman of African descent while she is sleeping, specifically in REM sleep, the stage of sleeping in which dreams are experienced. Thus, "I have a dream!" Or "I have a queef!"

Alexa wakes up from nap, Frank is visibly upset. Jesus fucking christ Alexa, did you sleep good? Fucking all night long all I could fucking hear, smell, and taste was your fucking Martin Luther Queefs, just back to back, nonstop Martin Luther Queef party in your pussy last night. Fucking ridiculous. Fuck you cunt. Wanna go to Panda Express and get some Beijing Queef? Fucking stay home and make some Queef Stroganoff? Fuck you, Queef Latifah. Fucking Queefinator. Go eat a Roast Queef sandwich you cunt-ass slut bitch skank faggot whore. You're lucky I don't drown your queefing faggot-ass in a toilet.

by Jack-the-stripper-ripper April 22, 2025

Martin Kellogg Middle School

A ghetto ass school In Newington CT that thinks they are rich but they are poor asf. They are filled with a bunch of ghetto white kids who think their the shit.

“ what school to you go to?”
“Martin Kellogg middle school”
“Damn you must me ghetto asf”

by Gmpsbsh January 15, 2022

martin bergman

Huge penis. Always bigger than Calebs.

Martin Bergman is handsome

by Marroo February 16, 2019

Martin Sillaste

Very funny man, gjeah. Shitcuboid in pants when play phasmophobia, epic hand simulator player. Always gamer, always monke, oooh ooh aah aah ooh ohooh ahha haooh hoh aahoaOHOH OHOHo ahahahah Oohh OOOH AAAG AAGHH OOH OOH AAHAAH

Hey, did you see Martin Sillaste, funniest guy I've ever seen.

by Jaisk November 30, 2020