Messy March

n. The month of March, which is the month after February, where you masturbate twice as much as you normall would to make up for No Fap February.

Guy: Hey dude I just completed No Fap February...
Guy 2: Well shit dude now you gotta do Messy March!
Guy: Whats that?
Guy 2: MASTURBATE TWICE AS MUCH!

by Triforcemuch March 10, 2011

Marshmallow

White person - ethnic slur for a white person

Your such a marshmallow

Check out that marshmallow

by derogatorymarshmallow July 17, 2013

March 2nd

If you were born on this day you are most likely one or more of the following:
Stressed, touch starved, LGBT, filled with anxiety, antisocial, depressed, etc.

Person A: why is person C like that
Person B: they were born on March 2nd
Person C: incomprehensible screaming

by The shitpope October 18, 2019

fear before the march of flames

the most amazing band on the planet that will pwn every band you like.

when listening to their music you experience euphoria and have countless orgasms.

hey you should buy art damage by fear before the march of flames.

by sonny moore's sexy ass body July 5, 2006

March 5

On March 5th it's national suck toe day!™

Friend: Can I suck your toes
Other friend: Eww no why
Friend: It's national suck toe day (March 5th)

by Aleah Soto November 3, 2019

March 23rd

GIRL YOU HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY AS RENJUN YOU LUCKY LUCKY. It’s also probably the only thing special about you too. Be grateful, you’re twins with the bestest boy.

You’re Birthday is March 23rd? Damn,you’re twins with Renjun!

created by: @ dreamingren on twitter

by dreamingren October 18, 2019

28th March

National fuck your girlfriend hard day

hey girl, it’s 28th March..! you know what that means

by Diegodavinci March 28, 2021