Mayonnaise

Heaven in a jar. You could eat it straight from the can all day.

Sam: (texting) wanna order some pizza?
Josh: (texting) no I have a jar of mayonnaise
Sam: (texting) O_O I'm there

by WonderGenius June 4, 2019

Mayophile

Someone who hates mayo even though the poor fuckers never win anything and are their own worst enemies.

The Mayophiles will be disgusted if they beat Galway in the qualifiers

by Goodnewbridge July 1, 2019

mayonaisse ass

your ass sweats so much the cheeks slide when you walk.Like you have mayo in your cheeks

I got the mayonaisse ass

by mickeyfinnmickey August 9, 2019

Mayonnaise

an instrument.

is mayonnaise an instrument

by nigerianprince August 12, 2019

Mayonnaise

When it is time to leave the restaurant after you are finished eating. Usually involved with a dine and dash situation.

The code word is mayonnaise. Hear that shit and it's time to run for the exits.

by Ice_Ice_PayMe October 11, 2019

Mayojaculate

The creamy glops of mayonnaise that ooze out of a sandwich while eating.

That sandwich was huge; I must've gulped two quarts of mayojaculate at lunch today.

by Deeeeeeeeeee November 15, 2019

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 28, 2019