having sex on a bus makes you a part of the mega long club. Technically would have to be a megabus but any bus trip could suffice
by coolhandluke3 May 27, 2019
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Get the Long pee-pee mug.Pouring a beer off of an apartment balcony or any elevated surface into the mouth of a passerby below while yelling "long distance chug!"
by psuchamp April 17, 2011
Get the Long Distance Chug mug.When a women gets a running start from the kitchen, down the hallway to a designated white line at the threshold of the bedroom. At that point the lady long jumps towards the bed to a waiting, unprotected, fully erect penis. 3-27 seconds later.....
by AlvardolovesHanrahan October 2, 2017
Get the creampie long jump mug.A: The girl is moving abroad after keeping the simp on a leash for years. He said that he'll wait for her and if she breaks up with him he'll be ok with it...
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
B: Dang, that's a long distance simp.
by ItsUNoHuu April 5, 2021
Get the Long Distance Simp mug.A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
Get the Frosted long John mug.Contemporary version of Long Story Short. Typically seen as LSD in electronic media (twitter, Reddit, facebook, text messages, emails, etc). Most often used when the outcome of a story is predictable.
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