punky log

In the olden day’s, during the western expansion, settlers would arrive to camp late, (usually in the dark) and throw the first log they could on the fire. After sippin whiskey, campers would fall asleep by the fire. Come morning, the lonely men would wake up with a terrible cough from the moss and fungus on the log they had burned the night before.

Wow bro, you don’t look so good after that one night stand. Looks like you slept next to a punky log.

by Rsymps December 2, 2017

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Log Splitter

While banging a chick , stick your thumb up her ass , she then takes a shit and your thumb splits her poo logs

Yoooo , chaboi about to give this broad the Log Splitter tonight

by Wex tonerich May 9, 2018

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Your dog like log

Something you say when something you say when Insulting another man’s dog

Your dog like log

by The real 100% legend 27 May 10, 2018

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Lemon log

The act of peeing in someone's butt hole.

Hey Debbie I want to give you a lemon log.

by Tony the Guy February 13, 2017

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Lemon log

The act of sticking your penis in someone's butthole and peeing in it.

Josh asked Debbie if he could give her a lemon log. When she said sure he bent her over his couch and proceeded to stick his member in her butt hole and pee.

by Tony the Guy February 14, 2017

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