landen 

everyone needs a landen in their life, he is amazing and a very lovable loyal guy. he loves his doggies and low key hates his family. he can be hard to get along but he always comes through. he’s always there for me. his blue eyes are gorgeous. he likes to stay up late and watch movies, and wants to grow up to be a great dad. if you piss him off girl u better watch out cause he will beat u tf up.

girl: he’s so hot who is that

boy: that’s my bro landen

landen by balerina October 31, 2022

Landon 

Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.

i landon

Landon by big daddy tate December 2, 2022

Landon 

Though he’s a good friend he will always follow you and make sure you are never at peace. Annoying annoying

Person 1: oh my god Landon is so annoying.

Person 2: yeah hope he dies

Landon by Titty waffle December 7, 2022

Landon Stewart 

Slayed the pus as a wee lad. Now has no finger prints left. Thumbs salmon at the boat. On page 69 in Guinness book of world record for longest scotum hanging from tighty whiteys on the Columbia river. He once went black but now he’s back.

Landon Stewart did the good the bad and the ugly sometimes two at a time.

Landon Stewart by Celibateandmarriedfuck December 8, 2022

landonese disease 

when your dad reads out taco bell sauce packet names in rapid succession so you think your a mixed white and hispanic child from his hispanic balls even though you are white as goddamn fuck

Landon: OH MY GOD DUDE I THINK IM SPANISH MY DAD JUST SPOKE SPANISH I GOT LANDONESE DISEASE :(((((((((((((((
JOHNOOOOOO: NO DUDE YOURE LITERALLY WHITE HOME SLICE

landonese disease by BLURPYDURRNURRRF December 10, 2022

Landon day 

A fun guy to be around and is 100% will be a millionaire

Man that kid is a Landon day

Landon day by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023

Landon 

Landon is the Hottest son of a bitch iv'e met he gets all the girls but his "friend" who hides her feelings inside has a huge crush on him while she acts like she hates his guts so thats what he thinks

Landon is really crazy but hot

Landon by Hottiegal1234 January 24, 2023