Not With This Knee

When you know you are bad at something but decide to blame an injury

*Misses net*

Not with this knee

by Lifaf June 14, 2018

Knee Sap

The goo that leaks out of a skinned knee.

Lauren asked Mike to kiss her boo boo. He said not with all that knee sap!

by MChains73 August 16, 2022

knee swinger

To have a massive cock that swings at the knees

Wow, Bob you never told me you had a knee swinger.

by jresona January 3, 2024

snail knee

To knee a person in the forehead for attempting to put their fingers in one's ass.

He snail kneed his wife when she attempted to stick her finger in his ass.

by Leo Diamond March 26, 2017

G-Knee

G-Knee is a short kneed friend named Jeanie. She's so physically short she doesn't even deserve her full name. She's the type of person to stay the same height from the age of 12. Someone who has so much anger saved up in such a short body. Someone who probably has a body count closer to zero than her shoe size. Which is probably under a size 4... childrens.

Hey are you going to that Shaw-Tea G-knees house later?
Yes, of course G-Knee that short piece of shit is a great host.

by Frolph November 24, 2021

Knees

Is a type of person that enjoys the company of his or her own knees and often go to the gym for leg day

"Hey, knees"
"Knees, ya high?"

by Pancakeknees October 4, 2016

Rice Crispy Knees

If someone’s knees make that weird cracking noise when their being bent.

*mom bends over to pick something up and her knees crack.*
Kid: you got them rice crispy knees

by _Chickenbroth_ April 26, 2024