Fat kitten

a little tiny feline kitten who is fat and full of soup and greed....

- You have a fat kitten!
-No, he is full of soup!

by kittymeiwmwow March 31, 2025

Rainbow Kitten Surprise

When a lick to the face turns into a scratch.

When you come in hot but they come in hotter.

When you feel feisty and ready to pounce regardless of the gender.

Kyle: “I saw a baddie across the bar and went up to say hi.”

Nick: “Bro, what did you say?”

Kyle: “nothing, I went in for a lick, but they went in for the scratch.”

Nick: “Dude, you got the Rainbow Kitten Surprise”

by Word Flirt October 7, 2025

Good kittening

The act of being a “good kitten” which is pretty much obeying.

”Ah yes, good kittening john!”

by National Institution of Goon November 20, 2025

mattress kitten

A girl who stays in bed all day just being cute.

Steph spent every Saturday being a mattress kitten.

by MattressKitten November 26, 2025

Grilling the Kitten

Slang for the act of having sex on a a black couch or outside.

Him: What ya want to do?
Her: I fell like Grilling the Kitten outside!
Him: Sounds good!

by U wish you knew! September 13, 2010

tickle the kitten

1. Finger fuck

2. Finger bang

The movie was so bad I had to tickle the kitten to keep her entertained

by Plentyoff June 27, 2014

Pulling a Danny Ketterer

When one goes to the gym only on mondays, every other week. This individual claims to want to get in shape, but his girl friend rules the roost.

How about that guy at the gym that is always pulling a Danny Ketterer year after year.

by Jim Skipper February 14, 2018