Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.

Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro

by josebezos July 26, 2022

Joselyn

A short, typical looking girl who is usually mexican. She has a great sense of humour and is super fun and really girly.However she can be extremely annoying at times but will make u laugh to forget about it. Hardly gets mad but is super sarcastic. Commonly ends up with a Abaya

Joselyn: OMG!!! Its one direction!!!

Abaya: Shut up (thinking about how cute she is)

by Mr.390 August 3, 2022

Joselyn

A short, typical looking girl who is usually mexican. She has a great sense of humour and is super fun and really girly.However she can be extremely annoying at times but will make u laugh to forget about it. Hardly gets mad but is super sarcastic. Commonly ends up with a Abaya or possibly a Abaya .

Joselyn: OMG!!! It’s one direction!!!Joselyn: OMG!!! Its one direction!!!

Abaya: shut up (thinking about how cute she is)

by Mr.390 August 3, 2022

Jose

Your gardener that likes tequila

"yo my gardeners name is jose and hes mexican"

by gergatory August 27, 2022

Josef Hudak

The fastest man alive. Ran a sub 6:30 mile, long jumps over 15 feet, jumps 5 feet high.

Josef Hudak is the most athletic person at my school!

by Smyan Das d rider August 30, 2022

Jose

A dude who acts tough but won't do anything because he might not know how to throw hands with anyone

Person1:Hey, Jose let's fight ugly.
Jose: I'm not wasting my time with you

by Unknowuser123 September 2, 2022

Jose-Luís

A very handsome man. Very caring and probably has a crush on one of his closest friends. He loves family more than anything. He also has an obsession with astronomy. He loves to stargaze. He looks tough and very striking. On the inside, he is very sweet, gentle and a very loyal person. He is smart, cute, loyal, gentle, tough, and pretty cool. Oh and he probably has two or more siblings and an overall very large family tree.

Person A: “Oh my god, was that him?”
Person B: “I think so!”
Person A: “OH MY GAWD-“ *faints*
Person B: BAAAAAA- *faints as well*
Jose-Luís: Are they alright?

Jose-Luís’s friend: *pats Jose’s back* Just keep walking man, just keep walking…

by Asingularpintobeaninacan October 4, 2022