by Themotherfuckingalpha November 30, 2020
Get the Johnny Boymug. A blue eyed, kind on the inside dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but the cutest most innocent face (he's never innocent) he thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable but you want to hate him at the same time.
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
Get the Fuckin johnnymug. by johnny eater November 24, 2022
Get the johnnymug. A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.
Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.
by Scootero June 13, 2021
Get the Johnny Hollywoodmug. Demon time night.
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
absolutely slaughtered to the point of no return.
should be put to sleep in a bed or by hit of jaw
by Austys November 25, 2021
Get the Johnny crawl fish kinda nightmug. Just a guy who likes to cook eggs and has LITERALLY the biggest heart he makes me feel so warm and comfortable everytime I just see him and just a perfect human bean who uses his platform for the better and he has no idea how much he means to me but that’s okay I’ll continue to love and support him everyday :)
by I love john November 5, 2020
Get the Johnny Orlandomug. The Johnny Test haters.
by CN19M3P41C July 6, 2023
Get the Johnny Pestsmug.