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Jerkbag

In essence, a bag of jerk.
Derived from the insults jerk, and dirtbag.

1.A mean person
2.What to call someone who is pissing you of at the moment
Marc: Matt, you're wrong.
Matt: You're right.
Marc: Stop agreeing with me.
Matt: Sorry Marc, Yo're Right.
Marc: SHUT UP JERKBAG! (punches him in chest)
by Ms. Sherris March 11, 2008
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Jerkasaurus

Lindsay is a jerkasaurus!
by Sef1989 May 10, 2011
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Jerk off January

You have constantly jerk off for the whole of January no stop no porn only you and your hand jerking
Oh Zack are you doing jerk off January
by THE GUYSSS November 2, 2019
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post jerk

The feeling after a man masturbates where he feels tired and/or wiped out. His dick will most likely be floppy and/or also tired. After phone sex the post jerk will inhibit the mans ability to keep speaking on the phone, especially at night. Never bother a man in post jerk, he may freak out
betty: damn, my boy friend and i had hot phone sex last night but it was so awkward after he barely answered me

Sarah: he was probably having post jerk
by the master9000 October 9, 2007
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blind jerk

the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"

Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"

Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
by K Charb December 29, 2007
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Recline 'n Jerk

The idea of a recline 'n jerk is the act of leaning back in a chair, or , said recliner, placing one hand behind the head in a relaxed fashion, then ejaculating, whilst in the comfort in the reclined position.
-i was in the back of the classroom, really bored, leaned back in my chair then recline 'n jerked.

- sitting at home, in my lazy boy recliner, relaxed, recline 'n jerked.
by Christofoo & The Boy Wheat April 30, 2011
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redneck circle jerk

When two or more rednecks back their diesel pickup trucks up next to each other. After this, they put the trucks in neutral and floor the accelerator which causes large clouds of black smoke to gush from the exhaust. While this is happening the rednecks usually lean out their windows and yell and cheer.
Billy-Joel, Jerry-Lee and Pervis like to back their pickup trucks up next to each other and rev the engines-It's pathetic, its like a redneck circle jerk.
by nickl7878 June 2, 2012
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