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jesus jerk off

After finishing nonutnovember and glancing at the picture of Jesus being crucified you immediately cream your jimmies. Such an event happens ounce every blue moon and is usually followed by an isis beheading.
Damn bro I had a jesus jerk off last night I was cleaning it up for hours.
by Overitus_Manhadalitus February 5, 2018
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Rahsaan Roland Jerk

An act of masturbation while playing a saxophone. Rahsaan Roland Kirk, famous for playing two and three saxophones simultaneously, had the keys modified on one of them so that he could play all the notes on one while also fingering the other.
On Raphael Pannier's new record, Chad Lefkowitz-Brown plays like he's having a Rahsaan Roland Jerk. I bet he got his keys modded so that he could finger two horns at once!
by Mauritius Moorhen June 16, 2018
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Himalayan Quick Jerk

the act of receiving or giving a handjob on Mount Everest.
Dude, I got a Himalayan Quick Jerk from a girl from the {Philippines} last week!
by himalayadude22222 May 21, 2018
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i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class
by H4rry11k September 14, 2017
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jerk off guilt

that moment after you climax where you realize that what you are doing is nasty and what you were watching was nasty also
after cumming i saw a mother and son fucking and felt jerk off guilt
by ChewyPingu October 23, 2017
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Jerk Off Purposes

When someone or something is used only for the purpose of Jerking one off so they can get that NUT.
Naratio: Yo Marlo, whatever happened to that chick Stephanie?

Marlo: Haha that bitch was strictly kept around for Jerk Off Purposes only.

Naratio: Damn Marlo haha
by Actionkkjva1 November 18, 2010
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Jimmy Jerk-off

(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.

Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"

"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 11, 2021
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