Italian Job

Receiving a hand job but your partners hands are covered in crushed up Italian Seasoned Croutons.

Jack: Did you see Amy last night?
Fred: Yea, she gave me an Italian Job behind the Olive Garden.
Jack: Didn't that hurt?
Fred: A little, but it smelled great.

by The Real Italian Job June 1, 2017

ithai

a dumb, disgusting boy that is a dick at all times

he's such an

ithai!

by mhfoahodhlfd May 31, 2019

Italian Pocket Watch

You purchase a large pizza and breadsticks from your local pizzeria. You eat the pizza and save the breadsticks. Once the pizza has digested, you lay your partner down with their head in the middle of the pizza box. You then break the breadsticks in half and make them in 15 minute marks around your partner's face to simulate a clock. Then you shit on their face and close the pizza box.

Hey man, don't throw away that pizza box, I can use it to give my girl that Italian Pocket Watch

by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 15, 2020

Italian

Short people with dark skin that happen to not be smart. Over confident in every way. The women age like hell. Most of all Any German stands at least two heads above those swine. Pretty much the only good thing they have is their Actors. Other than that Germany owns their cars , Hitler owns Mussolini , and Italians are just women when they fight wars.

Meh Gibson is not Italian.

by Screw the poles April 11, 2007

italian sweater

A term used to describe the excessive body hair on an individual. Usually looked down upon by the mainstream, some have chosen to embrace their gift as it makes them unique.

LeMort: Omg look at my italian sweater!
Girl: Omg so hawt! I want to have your babies!

by LeMort July 5, 2005

italian stalion

A sexy italian guy with a big cock who fucks like a champion. Mike Garafola is an example of this. His dick is big and he fucks you in ways you wouldnt think possible. Spending the night with him is the most amazing experience you will ever have.

Mike is an italian stalion. He fucked me so good and made my pussy cum multiple times.

by shell145 April 21, 2011

Italian mafia

1.large group of italians involved in organised crime.

2. usually residing in New York, Southern New Jersey, California and (surprisingly)the Everett/Seattle area of Washington State.

Italian Mafia--The Sopranos, The Godfather...etc

by Jude H October 31, 2007