Minecraft

The cure for all sex

Minecraft helped me learn biology.

by XxxSupahMegaDick69420xxX December 14, 2020

Minecraft

A great game that can be surpassed by no other.

Ryan: hey john do you want to play some fortnite
John: nah man, Minecraft is way better

by Sksksksksksksksk June 5, 2019

minecraft

cool and only for w gamers teehee

minecraft is trojan horse virus :)
w_fsa.exe
wdas)_1_"trojan"
dooqps

by minecraft lover 123 August 22, 2023

Minecraft

A gateway to everything.

Person 1: Whats Minecraft?
Person 2: A gateway to everything.

by CharedWood March 8, 2023

Minecraft

Ok

'What's Minecraft?' "Ok."

by Yassine Harbaoui September 5, 2019

minecraft deepthroat

A diamond hoe penetrates so deep into your trachea that it reaches your lungs.

How was your date with Steve last night?

He wasn't much in bed, but then he minecraft deepthroated me and the night got so much better!

by minecrafthoe106 March 9, 2019

/buy minecraft

You wanted Minecraft so much, but you are poor, and you can't afford it. You decided to hack this site to get the thing. Like I don't know how you even get Minecraft by hacking this website.

You: Mom, let's do /buy Minecraft for me so I can play Minecraft!
Mom: Why do you want to have it, it cost me $29,99!

by bymeok October 24, 2022