idiot

A creature common to most regions of the planet, easily identifiable by markings resembling the words "Abercrombie," "Billabong," "Nike," etc., and by its shrill Tweeting call.

Shhh! Did you hear that? That was the cry of the North American idiot!

by IllogicalTendencies July 6, 2009

idiot

Male species

"Men should be locked up underground and used to reproduction purposes only."

by Mercurial June 2, 2004

idiot

That's what most people on the internet are!

Wow idiots flock to that website like no tomorrow.

by 1-2-3 you're on me. December 2, 2009

idiot check

To look the wrong way on a one way street when parallel or angle parking to make sure those idiots who drive the wrong way, don't hit you.

I was pulling out of the mall, but I had to do an idiot check because you know how those female drivers are.

by Brian Tsai October 23, 2005

Idiot

Girls who write their names in the Urban Dictionary and describe themselves as goddesses

Victoria: A name given to the most ridiculously amazing, beautiful, sweet, gorgeous, incrediSHUT UP, I BET YOU'RE UGLY AS HELL GOD DAMMIT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

by MekAC February 9, 2015

Idioptimist

Unreasonably and ridiculously optimistic in the face of all evidence to the contrary.

His team has been destroyed in their last 3 games, only an idioptimist would think they are going to the finals.

by Student72 July 3, 2019

idiotonic

(n.) – any person or object having to do with superhero Larry-boy

Yesterday I saw a man who was idiotonic.

by Jerome G. October 5, 2007