Harry Houdini

A sexual act where a guy is having sex with a girl doggie-style and is about ready to blow his load. He spits on the girl's back so that she'll think he's done. She turns around, never suspecting that the guy has his loaded piece ready to go. The guy then spunks right in the girl's eyes and he disappears quicker than Harry Houdini.

Man, I was screwing this chick last night, but I didn't want to get tied up in post-sex conversation. I utilized the infamous "Harry Houdidi" and got the heck out of there.

by Big Flexy September 12, 2003

The Loud House

A show idiotic 4 year olds will not shut the fuck up about it being better than Gumball

4 year old: the lOuD hOuSe iS beTTeR tHaN Gumball
Me: shut the fuck up

by rgurtfgtrfg reegvtrf September 23, 2020

condom Houdini

During sex, when a man loses his condom inside of the woman and she does not find it for days. He makes the condom disappear!

"Goddamn it Jesse, you pulled a condom houdini!"

by Lacy McPanties May 16, 2006

House Nigga

A house slave, the one who is always after the master, the kind of slave that is the closest to the master. The most flexible type of slave.

Nowadays, often used to designate blacks who serve a white like they slaves.

Also see Uncle Tom

"The house nigga will sell you up the river
So to massa, he'll look bigger
And when ya bet under a rock, he'll slither" -KRS-One

by FrenchLascar187 January 13, 2005

Whitney Houston

1) Noun: A woman who was once one of the greatest singers, with one of the best voices of all time. Wife to an abusive bastard, who she doesn't have the sense to leave and doesn't seem to want to get back on her feet. She had the entire world at her fingertips and threw it all away for drugs and a pathetic excuse of a husband who has to hit & verbally abuse women to make himself feel like a "man."
2) Verb: the act of throwing everything away when one once had it all.

Example:
That girl had looks, brains (once) and a voice that would make the angels jealous - then she just threw it all away for coke - she pulled a complete Whitney Houston.

by Peaseblossom85 July 17, 2006

Household High

any common household substance you can sniff to get high. e.g. wite-out, markers, glue, etc.

Dude, I got the best Household High last night!!! First I sniffed Wite-Out, then some Elmer's Glue, then to top it off I put on some trippin music and pulled out the Sharpies!

by household_druggie November 30, 2009

24 hour outfit

When you wear your work clothes, going out clothes, or any clothes you wore during the day, to bed. Often happens to adults with multiple children due to lack of sleep and laziness. 24 hour outfit may also happen to people that are drunk or don't care.

Jim: Wake up honey
Nancy: Aghh i'm so tired
Jim: Hey, why are you still wearing your suit from work?
Nancy: Must have been a 24 hour outfit

Daughter: Daddy
Dad: Yes?
Daughter: Are you going to bed
Dad: Yeah, I am. Why?
Daughter: Because your not wearing your pajamas, your wearing your jeans and t-shirt!
Dad: Yep. It's a 24 hour outfit.

by funnywithfreckles June 24, 2009