Homo Hattus

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.

Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*

by TDS-RN September 6, 2022

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NO HOMO IS LITERALLY SAYING “I’m gay but don’t tell anyone”. Usually acts as an escape clause when you want to out yourself but you're not yet ready to say it upfront

My best friend told me that they want to marry me and my gay ass said "sure, no homo." to not make things awkward between us.

by milamilady16 April 2, 2021

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what who ever is reading this is

you are homo

by zer0a January 7, 2022

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HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

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Homo Simpien

A play on Homo Sapien that implies this version of the species has adapted specifically to worship online crushes, OnlyFans creators, and TikTok e-girls.

Bro sent her $200 just because she said ‘thank you.’ Man’s a full-blown homo simpien now.

by DeathAtDawn April 16, 2025

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NO HOMO MAKES THINGS EASIER:
GAY GUY 1: I LIKED YOUR COCK IS BIG AND I WANT TO SUCK IT AND PUT IT ON MY ASSHOLE

GAY GUY 2: THATS GAY YOU HOMO!

GAY GUY 1: OH YEAH I FORGOT, NO HOMO!

GAY GUY 2: OH THEN ITS OK.

no homo though

by NO HOMO H8 April 26, 2018

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