hard wood floor

What I've got going on down there

I've got a hrd wood floor in my pants.

by Tracey September 17, 2003

Hard Boiled Bitch

When you abduct a women and lock her in a hot tub. After two weeks her skin will be very tender. that is when you turn on the jets on the hot tub. then you shave your pubs off and glue them all over her. then take her to the park and try and sell her as sasquatch. Fuck her at some point.

I totally made 7000 dollars off that hard boiled bitch I sold last week.

by cambronshinn October 14, 2010

hard word

To proposition the opposite sex

I can't wait until I get out of this office, I'm going to put the hard word on kanishka for it at my going away

by ThirstyPete104 October 30, 2013

Hard Nigga

a thug that is also a nigger

Nigga 1: You better back up off my boy bitch ass nigga
Nigga 2: Damn chill g you one Hard Nigga

by RealestNigga1 January 13, 2015

Hard Flush

Fucking someone in the asshole with a toilet plunger while simultaneously jerking them off.

Brian Huntley just got the hard flush. He loves it.

by Dic October 18, 2003

stiff hard

someone who is legit and cool

bmar : yo stiff hard
me : yo whats up

by stiff hard December 27, 2008

viagra hard

Having an erection that is so gratuitously engorged that it resembles a penis medicated by the performance-enhancing erectile disfunction drug, Viagra.

"Dude, but that touchdown pass was so clutch it gave me a viagra hard broner, no homo."

"Sorry man, but I think your mom felt my viagra hard throbber when she hugged me goodbye."

by Orbital Frontal January 19, 2010