The main part of the male reproductive system *penis* doused in an exotic condament then used as a slapping device in a practical joke.
To give the pink smelly hammer is to turkey slap a fellow person after dipping your penis in fish oil.
by El, Skinn and co January 2, 2006
Get the pink smelly hammermug. by AG,JF,BC,LM November 9, 2012
Get the Smammered-hammered Dickmug. He is the nicest person you will ever meet.He is also the greatest baseball player ever. He is a cool kid on top. Suffers from midgetissm. His balls sag on the floor. When he goes to the beach he leaves a trail. he may not be tall but it translates somewhere else. And is the shortest person you'll ever meet. He is terrible at basketball but mostly defence. He has 20 girlfriends in different states.
by Hammer84 September 23, 2022
Get the Cayden Jammer Hammermug. a game in which a half-naked man in a cauldron attempts to climb a mountain with a hammer; getting over it.
by I haven't been kidnapped. March 29, 2022
Get the hammer on the rock gamemug. Working big box retail such as walmart, target or kroger etc. This is a term to describe how awful a supervisors department looks when not maintained welll, or has been shopped very hard and not recovered. Usually the store manager is trying to make the assistant manager feel shame about their area so they will react quickly and get things straightened up.
Your sporting goods department looks like "hammered horse meat". What happened last night did you even have anybody scheduled to work?
by Into the night September 25, 2023
Get the Hammered horse meatmug. Referring to a male who has enlarged penis
by C.Stuart. November 24, 2019
Get the new york hammermug. by poldfghhh February 10, 2010
Get the moosehorn blind hammermug.