egg hair

An egg hair is a corse egg strand found in your breakfast plate while eating hashbrowns!

Jenn was very concerned when she found a large egg hair in her breakfast.

by Doctor_dear22 May 29, 2017

swamp hair

terribly greasy hair; visibly shiny due to grease

Wow you have such swamp hair.

by asdfghjkl_names May 1, 2018

Homeless Hair

Someone with hair so long and uncared for that it makes them look homeless

Hey, look over there it's Ethan and his homeless hair

by The most special special June 26, 2023

Hair on the Highway

A mythical place where the weary traveller can stop for a rest, get a cold beverage whilst gaining a new superior hairstyle that is cut by the ever upstyling Queen Balayage.

“Maybe we should stay at the Hair on the Highway”,
“Don’t joke about that Joe, you’ve heard about the myth of the Hair and the Highway.

by Olivia Trdeeeuuuuuu March 12, 2021

Cunt Hair

Urban slang meaning the 2nd smallest unit of measurement.

We just need to shift this dresser a cunt hair more to allow the door to open and close easily.

by urbandoug February 18, 2018

hair cleavage

Hair cleavage is when a guy is wearing a neck plunging shirt (wife beater, polo, or v-neck) and has curly brown/black hair sticking out.

Paulie's gold chain was resting on his hair cleavage which was spewing out of his unbuttoned white polo.

by Rockymyworld27 March 4, 2017

Hair Cottage

Slang for vagina, specifically an unshaven one. Not to be mistaken for a shaven one (see: Bare Cottage).

Tony : hey Frank, how was your date with Suzy yesterday?

Frank: pretty good...
Tony : yeah? Did you get a tour of her hair cottage?

by IGSDann April 21, 2017