The Golden Chain

When a girl tries to squirt the mans semen back on his chest after sex and accidentally pees instead.

After Ross and Jessica had sex she straddled his chest and tried to squirt his semen back out on his chest to give him his own pearl necklace and peed on him instead giving him a “the golden chain”.

by Ooooopsy July 30, 2019

The Golden Nut

There are 8 known Golden Nuts, 6 of which are contained within Shrek who has devoted his whole life towards them. Another is guarded is guarded by the legendary snake 'Jormungandr' (Mat Oldfield). The last one was once in the possession of the Deity 'Chel-Mito' which has since been stolen and it's whereabouts are unknown, and whoever is in possession of this Golden Nut has great power of this Deity. The Golden Nuts cannot be destroyed.

The Golden Nuts contain within them great power over the owners of them, for example rubbing of the Golden Nut will cause immense pleasure and immediate ejaculation, however stomping on it or hitting it can cause excruciating pain. They can also be used to physically control the owner of the Golden Nut, for instance throwing the Golden Nut at the wall will also cause the owner to be thrown 'magically' against the wall, nuts first.

When all 8 Golden Nuts are combined they create 'The Apex Nut' which begins Erectorok, the End of Time (see future definition) and marks the beginning of the battles between the Gods.

by PedoBear3000 February 23, 2020

Parental Golddigger

A child or children that are emotionally, physically, or psychologically manipulating their parental figures for monitary gain.

Have you heard John and Barbara's son Mike is a parental Golddigger.

by Vic5150 January 7, 2020

Czech Golden Shower

The unique sound made by the VZ-61 "Skorpion" SMG where the ejected brass hits the ground after the magazine is empty due to the extremely high rate of fire compared to the (relatively) small magazine size.

"Out of a 20 round magazine, full auto on this, you will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground, which gives it a very unique sound. It's like the Czech Golden Shower. I'm not sure if that's on Urban Dictionary or not but I assume it wouldn't be my definition."
-Brandon "The AK Guy" Herrera in "The VZ-61 Skorpion - Spetsnaz Spooky Little SMG"

by milkbag enjoyer November 17, 2022

czech golden shower

When the cyclic rate of your Skorpian VZ-71 is so fast, the mag empties before the brass hits the ground.

This is a fast bitch. Its like the Czech Golden Shower...The Europeans really like their pee play...

by JerryMouse4532 November 17, 2022

mark goldbridge

a man who is a fan of manchester united fc and is famous of "bloody prat"

mark goldbridge is a funny guy
"he's a bloody prat"

by anonymous September 24, 2022

self-service golden shower

The act of intentionally urinating on yourself.

Can occur in the shower, while swimming in any occasion.

C - "yo i just pissed in my wetsuit and it came out near the top on my face"

K - "yea... that's a self-service golden shower, cuz even if it's yours at the end someone still peed on your face"

by d0thedew87 February 25, 2009