Golden Clock

The Clock what am Golden. He is a Flash-making, portal-voting, movie-reviewing, BBS-posting, fool-insulting, super sexy Newgrounds Member. He's obviously also a member of the Clock Crew.

françias
Horloge D'or

español
Reloj De oro

italiano
Orologio Dorato

"Golden Clock is my baby's daddy."

by Golden Clock February 7, 2005

Golden Retriever

A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.

The golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.

by Siliara February 21, 2010

Golden Browned

Where a single punch knocks the fuck out of some unlucky mother fucker. As in the scene from "Snatch" where Brad Pitt's character "Mickey" puts down "Gorgeous George" in the Pikey Boxing Fight, subsequently "Golden Brown" by The Stranglers is played in the background.

"He got proper golden browned him!"

by Alex-Sam June 28, 2009

golden watermelon

peeing on a pregnant woman's belly

Marcy: But honey, I'm huge! And the baby's coming in a month.
Johan: Awh, baby, I'm dying over here - how about a golden watermelon!
Marcy: Oh, alright, just this once.

by bigmommainaz September 6, 2009

Golden Wishbone

Golden Wishbone is when someone pisses their pants. Plain and Simple. When it starts there is a dark spot that soon runs down both legs looking like a wishbone. Some people also refer to it as the Golden Arch.

I once drank to much and passed out. Even though I was sleeping my kidneys weren't. When I woke I noticed that I had the Golden Wishbone

by gigman June 11, 2009

golden saucer

the act of having several friends, preferrably nine, in a circle and pissing on each others ass cracks

cloud: well tifa, did you enjoy the golden saucer?
barret: shut the fuck up bitch foo yo we motha fuckin promised not to speak o that shit dawg!
cloud: uhh... sorry?
tifa: i loved it!
barret: shut da fuck up bitch

by jesus h fuck you June 25, 2010

Golden-Cow

Noun; A woman who was once a Murf-Beast, but is no longer one do your one night of drinking, and while blacked out you slept with her, transforming the murf-beast into a golden-cow.

As the morning sun came though my window the evil murf-beast was gone. in its place was a golden-cow...and the worst hangover I have ever had.

by Super charger heaven August 4, 2010