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brain ghost

A figment of one's imagination which occurs as a result of one's brain filling in gaps in information unnecessarily.

They can be sights, sounds, tactile sensations, or even an uncomfortable feeling a presence. They are distinguished from ordinary hallucinations by the fact that all people are prone to these phenomena, and the person need not believe the brain ghost to represent reality, although some do.
A person's blind spots are an example of a brain ghost.

"I was alone in my house when I felt the presence of a ghost."
"Ghosts don't exist; it must have been a brain ghost."

"I thought I heard a baby crying, but upon realizing that I was alone, I realized it was a brain ghost."
by Maninorange January 1, 2012
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ghost fridge

where your fridge makes a low-pitched "wind blowing fiercely through the trees" noise. Like a low pitched whistle.
A: "dude, do you have a ghost fridge?"

B: "nah, dude,"

A: "then what's that noise?"

B: "Idono, man, let's go check it out!"

A: "mmk."
by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007
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Ghost Dollars

Money that is shown as available in your bank account, even though its already been spent and just hasn't cleared yet.
I spent 20 dollars on gas yesterday, but it says its still in my account. God damn ghost dollars.
by Jimmy Halpert July 12, 2011
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ghost handcock

1. a hand belonging to a ghost that is a cock.

2. a ghost belonging to cock that is a hand.

3. ghost fisting an orifice.

4. ghost cock blocking that is mutually beneficial for the ghost, the host and the orifice.

4. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the beneficial ghost fisting.

5. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of ghost fisting.

6. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised with the lack of the lack of ghost fisting.

7. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by the lack of ghost cockblocking.

8. the cold hand of ghost illigitimacised by ghost cockblocking.

9. an alternative to ghost cock.

10. a ghost that is using his cock transformed into a fist, with the added option of an involved orifice.

11. a ghost circle jerk with the pretense of the dutch rudder, only without the rudder.

12. the opposite of ghost cockblocking.
"that ghost just gave me ghost handcock"
by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011
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Blowing ghosts

When someone is so Intoxicated and tired that they start uncontrollably bobbing their head. Giving the appearance of giving oral sex to a ghost.
Bro! Pat was so wasted last night he started blowing ghosts at the bar. He's going to wake up with ghost jiz all over his face.
by Rdb March 19, 2017
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Ghost Burger

As defined by comedian Paul Rust on podcast Comedy Bang Bang Live from Comic-Con (released 7/18/13): "What's a turd but the ghost of a burger."
"Hang on. I gotta go drop a ghost burger."
by EchoManZulu August 28, 2013
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TV Ghost

A ghost that you can see on tv usually on a show about real ghost. The ones filming it may or may not know about bit.
It is a form of spirit photography in which a ghostly form appears. The photo may contune to develope for months or years later and a goht image may appear in a photo that has none months or years later.
The same with a film so that the producers may not know about it before it is shown on tv.
John says he saw a tv ghost.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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