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german roach

A very small joint roach from a pinner doob, rolled by a sorry ass non smoker. (Only suitable for smoking in the shoe/hole if incarcerated.)
That lame ass, non-smoking, skimp joint rolling ass motherfucker is smoking a German roach.
by Al Lee Gater November 30, 2017
mugGet the german roachmug.

german flag

When a girl is pee-pooping on her period.
Black being the poop
Yellow being the pee
And red being the blood.

(This was made in honor of a tik tok user called arsenicnitrogen)
"Just had a german flag, shit painfull"
by Jehevhdjshwh September 29, 2023
mugGet the german flagmug.
When you stick an almondjoy in your partner’s asshole and fuck it until it melts, then nut in it and siphon it out with a hershey’s squirt bottle (creating ganassche) and use it to glaze a chocolate cake.
Yesterday was my whore sister Cindy’s birthday, so I fucked her ass with an almondjoy and made sure she got her little german chocolate hole.”
by Herpderpity May 12, 2025
mugGet the Little German Chocolate Holemug.

German flag

When your having your period and you shit and pee at the same time it makes a German looking flag, black red yellow 🇩🇪
Girl: holy shit I just did a German flag on the toulet
by Holeymoleyguackamoley September 29, 2023
mugGet the German flagmug.

German caramel

Something racists from Germany say when their describing a lighter skinned black person
Hey what's up my German caramel..... Racist
by Kodak999 November 21, 2019
mugGet the German caramelmug.

German Kiss

When you and a friend touch buttholes as if your sphincters were giving each other a kiss.
I caught Tom and Randy with their pants down, and yes you guessed it, giving each other a German Kiss
by Tinypeckerbigballs September 19, 2023
mugGet the German Kissmug.

German Ass Fucker

"Last night was rough. I'm not feeling great this morning. "

"It must have been that german ass fucker"
by Abacaxi May 26, 2015
mugGet the German Ass Fuckermug.

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