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I cut fruit

Friend 1: What do you do for a living?
Friend 2: I cut fruit.
Friend 1: Oh really? How much for you to pop my cherry?
by TheFroMeister November 25, 2016
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Fruit Punch Blunt

When you break down your roaches and roll it into one blunt. All different types of weed. Like fruit punch has different types of fruit.
by KTDoYouLoveMe July 23, 2018
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sneaky fruit burst

when a girl puts fruit bursts inside her pussy for her boyfriend to clean out, subsequently ending in him eating the fruit bursts without noticing he was also eating the pus balls from her infection by mistake and then he himself gets infected.
Sneaky fruit burst situation:
Doctor: "How many fruit bursts did you eat?"
Dude: "Seven."
Chick: "I only put three up there."
by simba;) October 14, 2010
mugGet the sneaky fruit burstmug.

Mexican fruit snack

Bro 1: “What happened with you and Ashley last night

Bro 2:”oh bro I gave her the Mexican fruit snack
by Squidbilly420@gmail.com September 26, 2020
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the whole fruit basket

A way to describe someone who goes beyond fruity, doing something that is extremely gay, but still not enough to be g a y
John: Yea, I'd clap your cheeks for 100 dollars

Edgar: You've gone beyond fruity - You're the whole fruit basket
by Swatches December 7, 2021
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sandy fruit basket

When BTL has to close his eyes and imagine feet to ejaculate
"Man she was so hot but I had to sandy fruit basket her to bust"
by Brocky519 November 6, 2020
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Mexican fruit tart

when a girl puts her entire hand in a guys butthole and scoops out the poop to get the guy off while wearing a somberero.
" so how did your date go last night?"

" it was crazy bro! she gave me a mexican fruit tart!"
by Thug-Lover2000 May 26, 2016
mugGet the Mexican fruit tartmug.

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