Five-Ho

A slang term for a female cop, based on the term Five-0, meaning police.

"Dude, got another ticket. But it was a good lookin Five-Ho."

by whiteonwhite December 23, 2009

Five tool hoe

When a girl spreads her arms and legs out like a snow angel, and has a dick in a hand, a foot, mouth, pussy, and ass.

Damn, we all got hammered last nite and went down on that hoe. it was a five tool hoe-down.

by thesexmasterofpussy January 24, 2010

Five Point Exploding Ass Technique

Derived from the Five Point Exploding Heart Technique used at the end of Kill Bill 2. Used to refer to a bowel movement that sprays rather unpleasantly into the toilet, leaving an aweful mess to clean up. Frequently encountered the morning after a night of heavy drinking which was followed by a suspicious curry.

Argh, I had the most horrific Five Point Exploding Ass Technique this morning! Damn that curry!

by Oofnun September 1, 2010

Fried-brain

Someone who is stupid but thinks he/she is smart

"I cant believe that he actually thinks he's so smart. He's such a fried-brain."

by thatkindofperson May 13, 2014

five piece

When a nigga acting up, you gotta give him that five piece ( closed fist to mouth)

" Rihanna got out of line, so Chris breezy had to give her dat five piece."

"Keyshawn was being a fuck boy, so rich homie Daqaun from the trap gave him dat five piece."

by jayjayiceclit July 9, 2014

Five-Oh

Slang term for the police. Originated from the popular TV show Hawaii 5-0. Commonly used as a warning that the police are nearby.

*on the phone*
S: Hello?
D: Dude, five-oh, take off.
S: What about you?
D: Uh, they kinda spotted me.
S: *hauls ass*

by Obviously Obsessed January 9, 2015

Fried Egg

A complete burn out, incapable of speaking correctly or completing assigned tasks.

Can also be used playfully among friends when describing someone as a stoner or the feeling of being very high.

"I wouldn't hire him, Tony. He looks like a fried egg."

"That hash I smoked had me feeling like a fried egg."

by J92 September 15, 2016