by Rotten pizza April 13, 2025

by saaaaap dod April 19, 2018

by Fresh Dasani April 15, 2020

(Adjective) If you describe something as funky fresh, you mean that it is stylish and modern in an unconventional way
Person 1: "this burger is funky fresh as"
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)
Person 2: "(rolls eyes) shut the funky fresh up" (substitute for swearing)
by DiscordReject4 February 28, 2025

by The City of Gotham December 17, 2023

To stop working early or leave something unfinished for the next person to come along.
Derived from shift workers whereby graveyard shift, the most unappreciated and thankless of all the shifts, comes to a stopping point, and leaves the rest "fresh" or ready to be picked up by the upcoming day shift.
This can be used both as a legitimate response to an inquiry concerning turnover, or as a joke used at the beginning of the shift when the work expectations are outlined by the boss
Derived from shift workers whereby graveyard shift, the most unappreciated and thankless of all the shifts, comes to a stopping point, and leaves the rest "fresh" or ready to be picked up by the upcoming day shift.
This can be used both as a legitimate response to an inquiry concerning turnover, or as a joke used at the beginning of the shift when the work expectations are outlined by the boss
Example 1
Night Foreman over the radio: "Will you boys be able to stretch the wire to the heat pump by quitting time? Or did you spend all night sleeping and stealing instead of working?"
Electrician in response: "Nope, it's gonna be fresh for days"
Night Foreman in thought "Damn lazy sparkies"
Example 2
Shift Supervisor: "All right guys, we need to have these pipes installed by lunch time, got it?"
Lead Pipe-fitter: "Gotcha, fresh for days"
Everyone else: "fresh for days; damn right; take a break etc..."
Night Foreman over the radio: "Will you boys be able to stretch the wire to the heat pump by quitting time? Or did you spend all night sleeping and stealing instead of working?"
Electrician in response: "Nope, it's gonna be fresh for days"
Night Foreman in thought "Damn lazy sparkies"
Example 2
Shift Supervisor: "All right guys, we need to have these pipes installed by lunch time, got it?"
Lead Pipe-fitter: "Gotcha, fresh for days"
Everyone else: "fresh for days; damn right; take a break etc..."
by Night_Starfish September 19, 2012

by Big boy dyck January 9, 2017
