French Pancake

A blowjob, oral sex.

She gave out French Pancakes to everyone.

Blowjobs and French Pancakes are all the same to her.

by Alriqht March 16, 2011

Michael French

A giant fucking dumbass who thinks the world revolves around him. Destroys everything they touch. Thinks they can do no wrong. A complete jackass.

"How in the hell did all this shit get so fucked up?"
Michael French

by Not Michael French August 19, 2012

French Whore

A person who kisses with extreme sluttyness.

A sex-obsessed maniac.

My my Ashley you sure are a french whore!

by Draco Malfoy. November 10, 2007

French Canadian

A racist term used in place of "wigger," or "white nigger". A white guy that tries really hard to act like a black man. The term is used along with "Canadian," which is another word for "nigger," in place of "wigger" when using the actual word will get you in trouble. For example, in the military where you can get in serious trouble for using racist remarks.

"Hey Smith, is there a lot of Canadians in your division?"
"No, but there are a lot of French Canadians. Which is much worse."

by BigToadMoney April 22, 2017

french dick

An extremely small penis. It never gets any pussy.

You have a french dick it's so small!

by StarBucksWhiteGirl January 11, 2016

french dicksucker

Someone who is in love with France always wants to talk the about thegreatness of France.

Kai Freund, is the ultimate french dicksucker. He is always up France's ass. Yeah, fuck France!

by guido 20 March 22, 2010

The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021