by CDubya27 October 12, 2017
Get the shooting gritsmug. Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Get the Mass shootingsmug. It's taking Mr. Fanelli a long time in the bathroom. He must be shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing range!
by pentozali August 28, 2010
Get the shooting turdbirds in the ceramic firing rangemug. by Cummie pooh August 2, 2018
Get the shooting my beansmug. Hoeto Shoot Photo shoot with the intention of making that Shmoney. Also known as a La Quinta Glamour Shoot.
My add is late af.. BBy, Time for a Hoeto Shoot. I’ll call the front desk and ask to move to a new cleaner room!
by Quelarr September 14, 2018
Get the Hoeto Shootmug. friend #1: You killed that hair boy
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
Friend #2: THANKS
ME:* stands and stares deeply into the distance as I think of everything I’ve ever done in my slow sad life*
Friend #1: SECRET SHOOT! SECRET SHOOT!
by Sneezedonthebeat January 1, 2019
Get the secret shootmug. by fsafdjkljoidjjiojqwj111223344 December 29, 2021
Get the Shoot farmug.