The five f's

A stupid students report card Math-F English-F Science-F Geography-F LOTE-F

Student 1: Aww man, i got the five f's
Student 2: You suck, your adopted!

by brndnnrtn July 11, 2009

one seven five

A 1.75 liter bottle of alcohol.

hey, pick me up a one seven five of rum.

by djashburnmn October 3, 2007

Self-loathing High-Five

After a person pours their heart out to you in some sad story that you either do not care about or have lost interest in, a high-five is offered by saying "Aww, I'm sorry... self-loathing high-five?" that basically shows false empathy and lack of sympathy that the person is actually seeking, thus showing that the person has not only had a bad day but hates themselves as well.

Girl: "I spilled my lunch all over myself at lunch and while everyone was laughing at me, my boyfriend told me he was dumping me for another girl."
Boy: "That sucks. Self-loathing high-five?"
Girl: "Sure" (high-fives the person)

by coachcmiller September 30, 2013

Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket

When a particularly fat and ugly person wears clothes that are far too small, resulting in an overflow of fat and flesh spilling out of the clothes.

Gained some weight?! Hell, she looks like Ten Gallons of Shit in a Five Gallon Bucket!"

by Twitchyboy December 30, 2010

Fevens Design

A graphic or forum signature that isn't very good, a generally poor excuse for graphic arts.

Where did that guy get that logo? It's terrible! it must be a Fevens design.

by Monster Joff May 10, 2010

fiend

a devotee or user of whatever is indicated

The sex fiends in the room above are always keeping me awake at night with the sounds of their antics.

by Light Joker August 27, 2005

schfifty-five

the number and song that made me not know how to count in regular numbers.

"hello little girl, do you want to know a schecert. because i know one, and it is sooooo good to hear it. do you want to know what it shwas? alright, ill tell you what it shwas. i know. how to count. allllllll the way to schfifty-five. and i will tell you how to count to schfifty-five, faster than you can say poopty peupty pants-ss. are you ready to hear it baby. alright.
shwam.
doo.
doo and heif.
sheven.
shfourteen-teen.
twenty one
twenty sheven heif
twenty sheven.
thirty sheven
WHAT YOU SAYYYY?"

by Dema Schfifty. June 28, 2006