jizz fingers

when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats

Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin

by Tyler Shmow December 24, 2007

Cookie Fingers

A term used to described young children with dirty hands

That kid better not touch my stuff with those cookie fingers.

by Adam Goldfish October 4, 2008

cum fingers

the act of masturbating or playing with your self, then washing your hands and realizing the smell of cum is still there.

John: man, that was a good jack-off session
Bill: did you wash your hands?
John: yeah, i have cum fingers though. i even used soap and water
Bill: *smh*

by K.Michelle.M May 22, 2010

Dorito Fingers

When you get Doritos on your fingers and cant wipe them off.

girl in romantic movie- grab my hand
guy- hell no i got Dorito Fingers

by Alexlikestogetcrunk March 15, 2011

Two fingers

Pussy massage

I USED MY TWO FINGERS TO NASSAGE MY PUSSY

by The dad who got milk October 23, 2019

Two fingers up

When someone is holding up their pointer and pinky fingers, it is seen as a sign that they partake in homosexual intercourse

Yo did you see that pic of Sam? Is he gay

Idk but he was two fingers up so he must be

by Morrie May 10, 2022

Three fingers up

means that you get no bitches and have absolutely zero play

“look at him holding three fingers up. he’s definitely never talked to a girl “

by iSpamming June 2, 2022