fucked

what the United states will be with Barack Obama as president

The USA will be fucked when Obama is president.

by dillionrich April 4, 2008

fucked lunch

Any company meal or outing you are forced to expense because your manager only carries Gooros.

That cock smuggler is on my board for 60 bucks now. That's 3 fucked lunches this week.

by rrod May 13, 2005

fucked red

A reference to having sex with a woman who is experiencing her period. Red refers to the blood secreted.

Guy 1: "I thought you couldn't have sex because your GF was on her period."

Guy 2: "I fucked red, yo."

or

Girl: "Well I didn't want to wait so I got fucked red."

Or in the present tense: "I'm just going to fuck red."

by 2 Sex-E July 9, 2009

electricity fucked

Attaching a car battery to your dick

I wanted to be kinky so i electricity fucked myself.

by TRa papa pa May 10, 2018

fuckedupable

A person that is only fuck able when you are fucked up

Damn bro she's a butter face but shes fuckedupable.

by Chief D April 29, 2007

fuckedforum

Place on the internet where old people over the age of 40 gather and bitch about their everyday failure of a life. Complain about their wifes, their kids and what not. Comparing each other to miltons and trevs, with emoticons and trying to outdo each other in failure and misery. fuckedforum.com

Dude, did you see this forum called fuckedforum, its this place where old people meet and bitch about life. Kinda like 4chan, but for the over 40, near death people.

by kirby1234598 May 20, 2009

Fucked

ME when my parents see my grades

Mariah " hey just got my grades, straight A's ! "
Me " yea my parents saw my grades..... Im totally fucked "

by Alexandra the great June 22, 2014