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face ache

calling someone "face ache" is a compliment. to call someone face ache means that they put a smile on ur face long enough to make ur face ache from smiling.
find someone that makes you smile when you look in there eyes and say, hello face ache.
face ache faceache
by jlo81 June 30, 2010
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Face Crack

When one becomes utterly addicted to FaceBook.

Face Crack interferes with the way your brain processes chemicals that create feelings of pleasure, so you need more and more of Face Crack just to feel involved. The feeling of panic is common side effect when the Internet can’t be accessed.

People who become addicted to Face Crack will exhibit a state of dependency by checking FaceBook several times a day – The idea of not knowing your friends every thought and/or what their doing at that very minute is the main cause of addiction.
Rich: I am thinking that everyone is addicted to Face Book...

CaCa: I need it. We all need it. U need it. Just admit it dammit! I (state ur name) gotta have Face Crack – I mean FaceBook.

Dawn: You both have a problem - go read a book.
by 1975rufus March 15, 2009
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Face Rape

I was trying to recover from the hit when Diddy came out of nowhere, face raped me, and jumped off my head, leaving me to die.
by JShack October 6, 2008
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face melted

get toted up or high
dude i hit up that concert last week and got my face melted man
by FoodStamp21 July 6, 2006
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Face Blast

When you get your face blasted by the wind
Simon "I went out on the bike for a blast"
Kev "What sort off a blast"
Simon "A face blast"
by Slee182 April 7, 2009
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Face Raped

When seated in a crowded public area and a man takes advantage of the crowd by standing right in front of you with his package in your face. With nowhere to go, turn, you are forced to be up close and personal with his crotch.
I was just face raped by that googly-eyed Cincinnati Gay while waiting for my table at First Watch.
by allieblahblah March 30, 2011
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face virgin

When a girl has not been eaten out.
Mary is a face virgin. Her boyfriend nor any other guy that she has dated has tasted her vag. A.K.A. eating her out.
by Jus10 J December 13, 2006
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