right ear wonder

n. A gay boy who wears flamboyant pants and an earring on his right ear to attract same sex partners.

v. To have homosexual intercourse.

Did you see his pants? He's totally a right ear wonder.
His earring made think about right ear wondering him.

by jsdick100 October 24, 2022

removing her earrings

How you know a woman is about to throw down.

I was fine until she started removing her earrings.

by anxious stapler January 22, 2022

That’s Got Some Ear On It

A comment after hearing loud burping or flatulence. Mainly used in the south

Damn Joe That’s Got Some Ear On It

by Swaggyobservationalist July 17, 2021

Ear Hole Friend

A little bug that has nested in your ear. But it's okay! This marvelous squishy wittle bebe is likely going to kill you! I mean, if you call a 90% chance "likely". The important thing is that you don't move. Like, at all. This will surely kill you. Settle into your bed and stay there for the rest of your life, and consider yourself lucky! You are hosting one of the most amazing things! And maybe one day, when your 80, your ear hole friend will crawl out after finishing off the last bit of your internal organs. Of course by then you'd be dead.

Jeremy: Sorry, I can't come to dinner in the forest tonight. I got me an ear hole friend.
Freddy Boi: Oh my chili fries your so lucky! Santa forgot to get me one for Christmas :(

by I Animate June 18, 2021

Golden Earring Syndrome

AKA "We Cannot Go On Without You."

Golden Earring Syndrome is when a group immediately stops existing when a very important member is permanently out of commission, usually due to an abrupt death or illness.

Golden Earring Syndrome was named for the band Golden Earring, which disbanded in February 2021 after nearly sixty years when it was revealed that the lead singer, George Kooymans, had been diagnosed with ALS two months prior.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021

rusty ear-plug

when a woman is giving a man a rimjob he shits in her ear

While Mrs.Bacon was giving Abe Lincoln a rimjob, the sly devil that he is he accidently slipped her the rusty ear-plug

by flappybob420 February 18, 2008

Losing your ears

A phrase used to express one losing their virginity or growing up.

It refers to the cat ears in certain animes (ex: Loveless) that most children have. It is said that these ears fall off once the child loses their virginity thus growing up and seen to as an adult by society.

Ruthie told Mahfuza that 'Losing your ears' was bad, but she didn't listen.

by BabyRuRu November 14, 2010