Justin Earley

A man who has fucked another mans girlfriend while on copious amounts of LSD. His brain is rotted to shit, but he only reads the best of the best books. Like mythology. He is no libtard, but he has become a retard (mentally handicapped) from all of the marijuana he smokes on a hourly basis. He uses women for sex, money and drugs to fulfill the hole in his rotting heart of a former human being that once was charming, beautiful, could make you fall for him in seconds by being a total flirt, and humorous. His doped up brain with copious amounts of holes from LSD makes him believe wholeheartedly that he is the anti-christ, and he can do whatever he wants. Rather it’s bragging, making bank on shitty pot brownies, or using more, and more drugs, and more, and more women (also he probably does cocaine). He try’s to erase his past identity with a Nazi sounding name, “Cedric” to cover up his past wrong doings, and to mask his former self (which was a tolerable, and slightly respectable person).

“Dude Cedric makes such good music!!”

“No man, I think you mean Justin Earley”

“Yoooo... wasn’t that the guy who cucked this dude on purpose?”

“Yeah... it’s cuz he’s doped up all the time so we HAVE to feel bad for him.”

by большой любовник петуха November 28, 2018

Horny eagle

Blake Richardson

Bailee: hey blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

Horny eagle

Blake eicharfson

Bailee: hwy blake you are an horny eagle
Blake: NoOoOo

by Blakeisahonryeagle July 22, 2019

Spread-Eagle

Sitting with your legs spread wide apart, kind of like an eagle. They can see all your camel toe when you do this.

Hey! Stop sitting spread-eagle! I can see all of your cameltoe, jackass!

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2019

bald eagle

a naked vagina

a very hairless vagina
without pubes
do not call your bald uncle bald eagle
because maybe he is a pussy
but that is not moral

''mannnn you so fucked that girl last night we heard the moans from the basement''
''yeah she was a bald eagle too best sex i have ever had''

by whereiscigarette October 3, 2019

Philadelphia Eagles

A football team with really passionate fans. This team has also won 1 superbowl in sb51. They are known for their horrific secondary

How did the Vikings score so many points? Because they are playing the Philadelphia Eagles.

by Dagoatfam October 14, 2019

double eagle yoink

it is when the school thot sucks your dick while screaming like an eagle

yo kasandra gave me that double eagle yoink

dang well jesse gave me one

by bruuuuuuh739782797247903709147 December 11, 2019