dylan mays

Dylan has the biggest penis. He gets all the bitches and pussy. When he's alone with a special someone, he tears it up.

I want to be like Dylan Mays

by Jose Quantam February 02, 2017

Dylan Melby

Biggest fuck up to ever exist. Attracted to children

That guys in love with a freshman, wow must be dylan Melby.

by Elizabeth177 March 20, 2018

Josh Dylan

The cutest, hottest fuckin actor ever. Has a 11/10 accent, very sexy. I’m usually not one for blondes, but I’d risk it all for him. I literally want him to run me over with a semi truck, shoot me in the head, put my remains in a blender, and press pulse. Literally everything about him is perfect. His abs, his veins, his hair, his voice. Jesus Christ I want him to fuck me.

Person 1: Have you seen Josh Dylan in that movie?
Person 2: Fuck yeah I did!

by croup coughdashian February 27, 2019

dylan j

once was gay for brevin but then was cheated on and is sad and plays fortnite with rick

“you can call me gay but don’t call me a dylan j”

by livxtay April 15, 2020

Dylan Gordon

Loves spongebob,caitlin burgess and sucking dick

dylan gordon is the worlds best pedo kiiller

by SOMBRERO NIBBA NONJI September 26, 2019

Slippery Dylan

The act of tongue punching your grandma, usually unexpectedly.

The other night I walked in on my sleeping grandma and I put my tongue in her anus, in other words I pulled off a "Slippery Dylan".

by SeedyRay May 29, 2017

The Dylan Spejna

The act of taking a ps3 controller and shoving it up a girls vagina and playing a game so it vibrates and gives her pleasure.

Taylor wanted the d, So i just did the dylan spejna to pleasure her.

by The all knower December 07, 2012