They're like the dry heaves for your ass.
That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system had been completely cleaned out and I had nothing but anal dry heaves.
by macweirdo42 February 24, 2008
Phrase to express one's extreme thirst, especially on entering the local tavern or other drinking establishment.
by Lonely Pigeon October 19, 2003
I had the worst diarrhea cramps, but when I sat down nothing came out! I had a bad case of the dry butt heaves.
The driest of butt heaves.
The driest of butt heaves.
by Kiki398 November 06, 2006
When a man shoots a dry puff of air out of his cock when climaxing and holds in all the jizz. This results in a whooshing of air towards the women that blow dries her hair if pointed towards the face.
Man 1: I thought Shandra had corn rows? She looks like my boy Einstein over there!
Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.
Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
Man 2: Her hair looked tight earlier begore my boy Big John took her in the closet. No hiding the fact he gave her a Bemidji Blow Dry now. Judging by the fro' he didn't hit the Ion button either.
Man 1: Aaahhhh. That's why she's running her hand through her hair. Crazy still can't figure out nothing came out but the poof. Big John's got more air than the Stay Puft Marshmellow Man!
by Elizabeth Shue February 20, 2013
The experience one feels after going through tennis practice with little to no water. This condition then leads to a more serious ailment such as a hip flexor injury.
by MCmules September 27, 2011
The act of informally asking someone to suck one's genitals to the brink of dryness. Mostly served for males and is considered a deep throat or fellatio.
by Ican'tseemypseudonym February 10, 2017
by uttam maharjan October 27, 2012