donut sucking

Sucking cum off a donut.

Donut sucking is commonly used in Russia.

by U~idamuboiji June 12, 2018

Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.

Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.

by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018

Donut Clue

When making a selection from an unknown set of donuts, look for a doughnut clue such as fruit or cream. Such clue will be on the side of the donut

Yo! What kind of donut is this?

“Look for a donut clue on the side”

by RobR11 March 2, 2018

Donut

A delicious yet unhealthy snack or breakfast food that many fat people enjoy. It is basically dough fried in a pool of oil and covered in glaze. Don't eat too many

"Hey bro you wanna grab some donuts?" "Sure'" "Mmmm these are good" (dies of a heart attack)

by FoodMMM May 16, 2018

Donut

Someone who has a circular face that is oily and also has wasteyute tendencies.

You’re such a donut. You look like a donut.

by Giraffe1127 November 28, 2018

Donutitis

Inflammation of the stomach and brain due to consumption of sugar coated dough formed into a circle with a hole in the middle (i.e. Donuts). Depending on level of consumption symptoms range from a mild sick feeling to nausea, drowsiness and guilt.

I went to the shops and got donutitis.

by Rehamyentruoc December 25, 2018

Donut

What policemen eat everyday

Policeman: ah, that guy just killed 10 people and robbed a bank who gave him free drugs. I should probably arrest him....
But there is a sale on donuts...
Policeman: *buys donuts and gets killed by that guy*
Policeman: awww, I didn't get to eat the whole donut :(
That guy: *eats the donut*
Policeman: *soBs* D':

by Тнат guч February 26, 2019