Depression

Something a shit load of white kids fake having after listening to XXXTENTACION

Faked depressed white kid: "I want to kill myself."

A normal human being: "You better shut the fuck up you fake ass depression having ass white cracker trailer trash."

by Lord Headass January 3, 2019

Depression

A sadness that most teens claim to have// a new trend

Bro I lost my AirPods I think I have depression now :(“

by Frickkkkk March 3, 2019

Depression

That feeling that nothing matters. In other words, if you have depression, see it as a good thing because your mind has expanded and you can see the complete and utter emptiness that is to come.

1: Hey do you have depression?
2: Erm.. yes...
1: OMG that’s so cool bro, you know the truth of the universe!
2: *crying and shaking in the corner* I sure as hell do...

by 69is_funny69 October 27, 2019

depression

something all the white girls fake

white girl: OMG! I must post this Bart Simpson edit on Instagram to show the whole world how “depressed” I am! Because I have Crippling Depression

by ooferaud November 2, 2019

Depression

Every 14 year old girl that listens to billie eillish.

“Billie Eillish is so sad and depressed, her songs give me depression😭.”

by Kekekwkwkwkwwk November 13, 2019

Depression

A disease that everyone and their mamma claims that they have. 14 year old girls usually self-diagnose themselves with this disease. Mostly basic white hoes.

Daughter: “Mom I think I have depression.”
Mother: “Honey, you’re 13 and hormonal.”

by Mike Whocheese Harry December 4, 2019

MOOPLING DEPRESSION

means: u are retarded and is suicidal and depressing

u get moopling depression from stds and talking

by PEARSZZZ September 17, 2017