A kid who decides to open an insurance agency and can't tell his head from his ass. Meanwhile, making boat loads of money can't afford to do anything with his hair and looks like a total DOUCHEBAG!
Hey, look at that douchebag in the Jaguar. He can afford that car and not do something with that hair!
by Humerous July 2, 2009
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He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
He rides a scooter and claims to be proficient skydiver, when in fact he is merely afraid of planes and is a professional at fleeing extreme circumstances.
A wannabe hipster who pokes fun at everyone he encounters, spewing pretentious fluff about his supremacy over the rest of Earth's population.
Also owns a cat.
Unsuspecting Victim - "Hey guys I just got my first skydiving license, woohoo!"
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
Douchebag - "You're a laughable buffoon. I've had my license since before Charles Darwin took a sample of King Arthur's hair and claimed he was a direct descendant of Cleopatra. My cat is more deserving of a license than you, you hopeless amateur."
by ArianaBOOYAH January 14, 2010
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Your average businessman by day but Affliction wearing, fauxhawk sporting, jagerbomb drinking, douchebag all up in the club VIP at night. DLD for short.
So I saw this good looking guy in a suit at the grocery store today, but I suspect he's a down-low douchebag cause that's the average San Francisco male between the ages of 24 - 40...
by HKRBM July 29, 2009
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by Higel June 2, 2008
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Get the douchebagitron mug.Stacey and Lauren shared a loving relationship, however Laurens pet name to Stacey was Brown Bear and Stacey's to Lauren was douchebag. The reason for this was that Lauren was having unprotected sex and not very hygienic in concern with the vagina, thus Lauren was a acting like a douchebag!
by Christopher Turk April 20, 2008
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Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.
Urban meaning: A person that acts like an asshole or bitch and treat another person like shit.
by Farrah_91 July 13, 2009
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