Dirt Scratch

When you crash on a dirtbike or bicycle in the dirt.

Hey did you see dolla bill do that dirt scratch off that little jump?

by mxscott14 March 27, 2009

dirtails

noun- all the most scandalous parts of a story

Hey tell me about the party last night last night, and don't leave out any dirtails

by A-laz July 9, 2009

dirt crust

a crusty ass shirt that a fat chick where to expose her belly

yo look at that fat chick she's dirt crusting it up it that wife beater tuck under her bra

by johnny lighting October 3, 2009

Dianthus

Dianthus is a genus of about 300 species of flowering plants in the family Caryophyllaceae, native mainly to Europe and Asia

Dianthus can be grown all year round.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Dirt Jerk

Self gratification during an experience which is less than hygienic.

After a night of significant alcohol consumption, Alex awoke in his tent to find soot from the earlier evenings fire in his underpants. He then realized he was guilty of committing a dirt jerk.

Alex knew that the handle on the bathroom stall was dirty but personal need got the better of him and the dirt jerk became the only solution.

Heather figured that Alex was a dirt jerker and decided to reject his advances.

by 3nothappening November 27, 2010

Dirt Track Rider

To shove ones pork sword up another’s anus. This often results in dirt accumulation under the male mud flaps.

You should have seen me ride Mandy’s Dirt Track last night. She loved it and I think I got some peanuts and sultanas caught under my mud flaps. I am appearing on the cover of next month’s Dirt Track Rider.

by Uncle Hilly May 6, 2011

Dirneka

A Dirneka is a blob that sits on your couch and eats your food.

IE: Suzy was being a dirneka in my apartment today.

by JudyMacATTACK September 8, 2011