David

David

Hot Outgoing Person. Very Smart at the same time very cool. If has orange/red hair hes a keeper and overall nice person that will help you in anything. Perfect Guy.

Person 1: "Hey have you seen David?"
Person 2: "No, but I wish I Did."

by CoderGFX January 19, 2009

David

A BMF that does and gets what he wants. Someone that doesn't play by any particular rules, but is unusually charming and plays off of his looks. A David is always the funniest and inticing man of the hour.

Girl 1 "David was so funny at the party last night!"
Girl 2 "yeah, I didn't see who he went home with"
Girl 3 "I tried to take him home"
Girl 1 "I heard he gave that stuck up blonde model a Tony Danza!!"

by The Stig 34 March 6, 2008

davier

A fine, Chocolate young man who will make you feel special then leave you and make you a single mother and still make you want him

Darnit you just pulled a Davier on me

by Davier November 26, 2016

bit-david

A type of maths teacher, originating in the S.E of England

What in bit-david's name are you doing?

It's a parabola, bit-david

by Scooter March 20, 2005

David

David is the name of not only a man but a god. He is extremely good at beer pong and all sorts of drinking games. He is dominant to all the "Chevys" and "Daryls" of the world. He can only be defeated by Chuck Norris.

"WTF David just beat me at beer pong for the 100th time in a row!!!"

by c3004f33 and superman suck April 28, 2010

David Guetta

David Guetta is a French house producer, singer and DJ. Originally a DJ at nightclubs during the 1980s and 1990s, he co-founded Gum Productions and released his first album, Just a Little More Love, in 2001. Later, he released Guetta Blaster (2004) and Pop Life (2007). His 2009 album One Love included the hit singles "When Love Takes Over" (featuring Kelly Rowland), "Gettin' Over You" (featuring Chris Willis, Fergie & LMFAO) and "Sexy Bitch" (featuring Akon), the latter becoming a top five hit in the US and all three reached #1 in the UK. He has worked with a variety of pop and hip-hop artists including Akon, Chris Willis, Kelly Rowland, Lil' Wayne, Kelis, Madonna, Kid Cudi, Estelle, Fergie, Amy Palmer, K'naan, will.i.am, LMFAO, Dane Bowers, Flo Rida, Shakira, Julie Mcknight and apl.de.ap.

David Guetta is featured on the song Memories by Kid Cudi

by BnBB August 26, 2010

Davian

A very tall guy with long hair who just got braces, he is very fawking funny as hell!! He also just happens to have laser vision and invented the square tree!!! He can kick your ass at Ragdoll Avalanche 2 and can stomp you with his pancakes of doom. Davian is, truly, the perfect doomsday device.

Guy: Dude, Davian got me in the ass with his Laser Vision!!

Guy 2: He crushed me with his pancakes of doom!

Guy: Oh, no he's coming this way!

Guy 2: OH SHIT IT'S OVER!!!!

Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Both: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Davian: Hey guys sup?

*big explosion*

News report the next day: And only Davian survived.

by TYMAN8 May 10, 2011