Dan Nickerson

A type of humanoid lizard that can slink under and inbetween doorways will always pull the seniority card with other lizards of similar status

“I should’ve got first pick of the vehicles!”
“Dude your acting like a real dan Nickerson”

by Schlick Cognitto July 19, 2025

Dank Memer Dan

any dank memer who can ascend to the next level of memeing (or if you like dank memes and your name is dan)

1. a memer
2. a dank memer
3. a dank memer dan
4. a meme god
5. a meme lord

by BAMDistortion July 1, 2019

danning the clock

when playing madden and the opposing player is running the playclock down to 1 second every play, before the 3rd qtr.

stop danning the clock its only the 2nd qtr

by phillipchuntz December 31, 2011

Dan

verb. to Dan someone. i.e to cut off the tip of someone's dick, giving the impression that they have a smaller penis than before. This is done to imitate the Dan, also known as the man with a 0.5mm penis

Jake: Dude, Alexander pissed me off, so I just Dan'd him
Carl: LOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Alexander: *Screaming* I BECAME DAN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by GEneralfIGs March 15, 2018

Dan

Most adorable person out there, not as adorable as my Dan

UwU Dan

by Bakugou:) November 1, 2019

Dan Chance

When you go to a party, sit sober the whole time and make no moves on any women.

I did a proper dan chance at that party last night

by Lxxxx January 2, 2021

Dan Fish

Someone who is so good at something that people refuse to acknowledge it out of fear.

Nathan Peterman is a Dan Fish

by BarackObamaOfficial September 1, 2019