cock rock

80's metal known for it's cheesy ballads, songs about how hard you rock, how hard you rocked, or how hard you will rock, women, and substance abuse. See 'Butt Rock'.

Pantera used to be a cock rock band way before 'Cowboys From Hell' came out.

by eerie February 19, 2005

cock whack

a game guys play in which they walk around with half-filled water bottles which they use to hit other players in their junk when they are not paying attention. They must yell "COCK WHACK!" for it to count.

As I stood there staring at a nice pair of tits, my moment of peace was interrupted by an immense pain coming from my groin as a water bottle smacked into it. As I collapsed to the ground holding my agonizing manhood, I heard Nick yell, "COCK WHACK!".

by chester b. arthur February 21, 2011

bottle cock

The act of drugging a victim with viagra or other ED medications and then hold a bottle on the victims cock until the flaccid penis becomes fully aroused. Now the bottle is stuck on the victims cock much like two dogs fucking, hence the victim becoming a "bottle cock".

That bitch Julie gave him a straight up bottle cock.

by DFish1095 June 27, 2008

cock and balls

The two things that a woman constantly craves

She wants my cock and balls

by Travman December 1, 2002

cocking about

1) Wasting time doing something pointless (comparable to arsing about)

2) Doing something poorly

3) Doing nothing in particular (comparable to faffing about)

1)Will you stop cocking about and load the game?

2)Stop cocking about and get it done by tomorrow.

3)Person 1 : What are you doing now?
Person 2 : Just cocking about...
Person 1 : Oh, you wanna hit the pub?

by AETAaAS July 3, 2008

Fire cock

It gets you mad Roblox puss.

Person 1: Why is there bitches in your house?
Person 2: I don't know!
Person 1: Because they want that fire cock.

by Super gg January 3, 2017

cock prop

The opposite of cock block. Before you think to yourself "wow these guys are losers, think wow i look really good around them. these guys are cock props."

riley- "dude. isaac is a total cock block. cant get anything around him."
nick- "dude. he is so lame he makes you look pretty darn good. hes a cock prop."

by tonneamcher,koertge,talamantez September 26, 2009