Chris Martin

To wet the bed. Derived from the whining, middle class mummy's boy singer of the same name who trawls out tedious, insipid lift music with meaningless bed wetter's lyrics as part of Coldplay. Such music is normally listened to by fat balding men in their 40's whilst driving to do some hateful job in their Ford Focus.
Little Johnny is going through his Chris Martin phrase
by Menitals November 27, 2009
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Chris Jones

When you sleep with a bi-polar chick during her manic phase.
That guy's doing a Chris Jones and totally preying on that bipolar chick's manic hornyness.
by flybuyzzz August 17, 2011
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Chris Crocker

A word used to describe a total fag. Named after total fag, Chris Crocker, who is a boy who thinks he is a ghetto girl who talks about Britney Spears.
by Anonymous PiMP March 18, 2008
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Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.
-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.
by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008
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Chris browning

The act of beating the fucking shit out of a female.
Bitch, You do that one more time and you'll get a Chris browning!
by Fredsworld March 04, 2009
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Chris Webby

An extremly ill yet extremly white rapper who raps about the following :

Sex
Weed
Sex
Pot
Getting Drunk
sex
ganja
marry jane
hydro
himself
How "nice" he is
sex
chronic
intercorse
Canibis
Conneticut
more sex and weed
and 1 song about a crazy girlfreind who gave great sex.
guy # 1 "yo you know dat extremly ill rapper chris webby"

Guy # 2 "no never herd of him, he must not be sighned"

Guy # 1 "he isnt, he only raps about sex and weed'

Guy # 2 " sounds like every white boy from CT must have them on their ipods!"
by Boarderlinechriswebbyfan1 June 21, 2010
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chris benoit

v. to choke out a bitch and/or small child
n. the act of choking out a bitch/and or small child

"Benoit" can also be used as a substitute
"Bitch, stop stealing the blankets or I will Chris Benoit your shivering ass."

"My dad pulled a Benoit and all I got was this fucking bible."
by Jeff T June 28, 2007
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