chocolate midgets

those little chocolate midgets on the show "little chocolateers". they're obviously made of midget chocolate.

hey, look at those chocolate midgets over there. let's crack them open and steal all their midget chocolate.

by midgetfan101 April 26, 2010

chocolate jimmy

to take a shit in your freinds condom so when he goes for that great moment you totally ruin it.

haha yeah i did a chocolate jimmy to randall twice last year" "yeah he kinda deserved it though his name is randall

by stackattack February 25, 2011

belgium chocolate

Act of B.D.S.M.; Somebody squatting above a glass table and pooping on the glass table while somebody else masturbates underneath the glass table

(Ex.: My girlfriend enjoyed her Belgium chocolate. It was so easy! All I did was poop on a glass table while she layed underneath it and masturbated!

by Sexpert October 12, 2017

white chocolate

A white guy who plays like he's black.

Look at that Steve run. He's another white chocolate!!

by Cracker April 1, 2005

death by chocolate

When two black guys are having sex, and suddenly one of them dies.

Jamal died last night, the cops be sayin it was death by chocolate!

by NigSlayer June 19, 2008

Chocolate Toothbrush

A common act between gay males, when one man's rectum is full of shit the other pummels his anus with his dick, thus getting it covered in chocolate. The first man then kneels down and brushes his teeth with his new chocolate tooth brush

Elliott: Damn man I forgot to bring my toothbrush to this man only sleepover

Robbie: Dont worry Kingy wait till you need to shit then I'll give you a chocolate toothbrush

Elliott: Thanks mate, I love it when you slam into my arse

by Reverend Pope May 21, 2009

Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie

When a man ejaculates inside a girl while she is on her period and she proceeds to fart out of her vagina (pussy), squirting out the creamy, bubbly, red and white jizzblood. Afterwards the combination of all of the substances forced out by the queef, drip down into her shit coated asshole, which works as a crust for the Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie and a tasty, delicious snack.

1. I was really hungry, so I fucked my girlfriend while she was on her period without a condom, so I could eat a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

2. Thank god I waited long enough to fuck my girlfriend for both her period and the diarrhea around her asshole to dry, so I could enjoy this fine delectable that is a Strawberry Chocolate Queef-Pie.

MMMMM...Bloody Queef Cum!!

by Scott, Ben, Jesse October 28, 2007